The Undead Guarantee

THE UNDEAD GUARANTEE

Our Live Arrival Guarantee, October edition. You paid for living ants. You receive living ants. If she arrives dead, she comes back.

What's Covered

Every queen and colony we ship is healthy, hand-inspected, and packed specifically for the journey ahead. If your ants arrive deceased — for any reason — we replace them or refund the affected animals, your choice. A carrier delay, a heat wave, a package that waited on the porch: still covered. We don't split hairs over what happened in transit. If you paid for ants, you receive living ants.

The One Requirement: Photos

Before disturbing the colony, take clear photos or a short video of the package and the ants exactly as they arrived — including the queen in her tube. That's the entire claims process. No interrogation, no fine print. Just show us what showed up.

How To Make A Claim

  1. Photograph or film the ants as they arrived, before disturbing the colony — as soon as you can, ideally within 48 hours of delivery so we can act fast on a replacement.
  2. Send the photos to us through our contact page along with your order number.
  3. We'll ship a replacement on the next suitable weather window, or refund the affected animals — your choice.

A Word On Speed

Both Overnight and 2-Day shipments are covered, but we always recommend Overnight when the weather is warm. Every extra hour in transit is an hour a living colony spends in a box, and Overnight simply gives your ants the best odds. Choose the speed that fits your budget — we'll pack for the route either way.

Good To Know

  • We ship with the weather in mind and may briefly hold an order to avoid extreme heat or cold. We'll always let you know if we do — it's only ever to protect your animals.
  • When your package arrives, bring it indoors promptly — it's simply what's best for the ants.
  • The guarantee covers live arrival. Founding and establishing the colony afterward is part of the craft — and our care guides walk you through it.

Have a question before you order? Reach out — we're keepers too, and happy to help.